Screenplays


Here are a few excerpts from screenplays I have written over the years. If you know any Hollywood producers looking for the next big thing, please tell them the url of this page and don’t forget to mention that I am desperate. Click a page to Enlargenize™.
1. Birds vs. Gorillas

In this blockbuster war epic, the forest is flung into disarray after the birds and gorillas get in a fight for reasons we humans could never even begin to understand or put in a movie.
2. Henson

A biopic about Jim Henson, creator of The Muppets, Sesame Street, and– in this historical reimagining– a socio-political movement called Techno-Super-Hedonism.
3. Sour

In the spirit of product-based films like Air, Flamin’ Hot and Frosted, this film explores to story of how sour cream was discovered and monetized.